All Of Paris Hilton's Hardware Isn't Working

Paris Hilton is in need of a serious computer memory upgrade because I don't think all of the "hardware" is working! Other than being good looking and extremely wealthy, this woman has nothing to offer society. She does some of the dumbest things known to man and I seriously wonder why the police haven't revoked her driver's license. One day this woman is going to seriously injure someone or herself. I will be glad when this woman's fifteen minutes of fame expire.